frayland:

gendrya:

imagine if your nose was a tooth and your teeth were little noses

step away from the computer

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

claceherondalerunes:

the-demons-have-the-tardis:

lemonzuest:

gallifreyanassbutts:

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

okay?

Okay.

wait

i feel like john green is here